{"product_id":"altar-santo-trabalhador","title":"Altar of the Holy Worker – The Survival Kit for Getting Through the Working Day!","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAltar of the Holy Worker – The Survival Kit for Getting Through the Working Day!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have ever felt you needed a miracle just to survive one more day at work, allow us to introduce the \u003cstrong\u003eAltar of the Holy Worker\u003c\/strong\u003e – the perfect gift for anyone who faces office chaos with a healthy dose of humour (and despair). This original kit, in matchbox format, is the ideal solution for those moments when only a prayer to the patron saint of \"I can't take this any more\" can save the day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Inside the Altar of the Holy Worker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eToy gold coin\u003c\/strong\u003e – Yes, the pay rise you asked for never arrived, but at least this golden coin can stand in for your well-deserved (and entirely imaginary) bonus.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA little coffee for the sacred break\u003c\/strong\u003e – That holy instant between sanity and collapse: your divine fuel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRosary for counting to 10 (or 100)\u003c\/strong\u003e – The essential tool for keeping your cool while the boss asks for \"just one tiny thing more\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLittle candle to pray for strength\u003c\/strong\u003e – Light it and say a prayer that clocking-off time comes round faster.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA prayer dripping with sarcasm\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because facing work with humour is the secret to not losing your head (or at least your patience).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Give the Altar of the Holy Worker?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for any worker\u003c\/strong\u003e: Whether it's for you or for that colleague who is forever saying \"I can't take this any more\", this altar is guaranteed to get big laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn original, funny gift\u003c\/strong\u003e: Forget boring presents! The Altar of the Holy Worker is one of a kind and full of personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal for any occasion\u003c\/strong\u003e: From birthdays to leaving-do's, or simply to say \"Good luck!\", this is the creative gift everyone will love.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use the Altar of the Holy Worker:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen the email lands at 6pm\u003c\/strong\u003e – Light the little candle and say your prayer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen the meeting drags on for hours\u003c\/strong\u003e – Count on the rosary so you keep your cool.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen you need a break\u003c\/strong\u003e – Make the coffee and take a deep breath.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhen the salary doesn't match the effort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Hold the coin and pretend everything is fine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your job makes you feel like you could use a small miracle, the \u003cstrong\u003eAltar of the Holy Worker\u003c\/strong\u003e is here to help (or at least to make you laugh). Irreverent and full of humour, this survival kit is the ideal gift for every worker who needs a light at the end of the tunnel (or a coffee break).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet your Altar of the Holy Worker from Cutxi Cutxi and hand out smiles to those who need them most!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cutxicutxi.com\/produtos\/colecoes\/altares\/\"\u003efunny altars here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cutxi Cutxi - Presentes Personalizados","offers":[{"title":"SANTO","offer_id":54844964372824,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"SANTA","offer_id":54844964405592,"sku":null,"price":22.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0911\/8449\/6984\/files\/altar-do-santo-trabalhador-o-kit-de-sobrevivencia-para-o-dia-a-dia-no-trabalho-9122849.jpg?v=1779313113","url":"https:\/\/cutxicutxi.com\/en\/products\/altar-holy-worker","provider":"Cutxi Cutxi - Presentes Personalizados","version":"1.0","type":"link"}